Magazine.
Cheers:
Never fails to satisfy our craving for greasy and tasty
mall−food style Chinese. If you don't want to embarrass yourself by
waiting in line next door at Yuckitoria, you can come here. The
kung pao chicken actually made us break out in a light sweat. Good
mix of quality food at Val−U prices and babe−o−sans. The "Fire
Bowl" pork in spicy tomato sauce (R461) is enough to make you
sweat, at least if you're Jewish... definitely deserves two chop
sticks up, way up. Killer babes sometimes eat here. Some awfully
tasty noodle dishes for about 10 bucks. Delivers all night.
Jeers:
eXile alert! On a recent visit we were informed that they were
out of Coke, and refused to walk outside to the numerous kiosks to
refresh their supply until a member of our party offered them 100r
out of pocket to take care of the embarrassing incident. Finally, a
mere half hour after ordering our whiskey/colas, they were deliv−
ered, and without spit in them! Our Russian date was less than
impressed with her sushi...and Russian dates know their sushi!
Soups didn't blow us away. Dumplings more pelmeni than dim sum. You
might think a shot of Three Dragons rice vodka (the one with
turtles, snakes and other assorted goodies floating in the bottle)
is a good idea. You're wrong.
Address:
1−aya Tverskaya Yamskaya 29, str. 1, Phone: 251−41−34;
250−53−89