Starlite Diner

eXile alert! Mayakovskaya location got itself a damn pretty hostess. We just order water and stare. Discovered bagels hidden on the breakfast menu and, even if they're frozen Lenders, we ain't complaining. Get them with bacon for a tasty kosher treat! Re−affirm two howlin' pastel coyotes way up on the Southwest chick− en wrap! New eXpand−O breakfast menu has our mouths a−waterin'! Thumbs up on the Florentine Omelet with spinach and feta. Lotsa other items look good too, like the Kamchatka Crab omelet and the pecan pancakes. Best place in town for a late night pre− bedtime burger. Is it just us, or did the omelets get incredibly tasty again over the past month? The best place to watch issues of international significance unfold. Seriously beefed up the ham&cheese! Two important points: Some of Moscow's best burgers and best breakfasts. eXile staffers agree: late night plate of nachos are vastly preferable to clubbing. The chili may not be world famous but it is yummilicious and Moscow's best. Mongolicious omelets that even tames the violent temper of Morris U. Snideman, Esq. Stomach−expanding breakfast burritos a good alterna− tive. Milkshakes huge again, and orgasmic. Try the cof− fee−chocolate−oreo mix.

Scratch previous positive comment on the Starlite burger. Previous visit revealed an undercooked, soggy patty that had a cooked−in−microwave feel to it. Waitress tried to j us out of our bacon last Sunday, claiming we didn't specifically ask for it, even though the menu says that silver−dollar pancakes COME with bacon by default. Does this mean we have to start spec− ifying that we want buns on our burgers!? Kid−filled Sundays remind us why we've forced so many girls to have abortions. New menu was just an excuse to raise the prices 20%. That damn bathroom towel roll is always stuck. Coffee policy totally insane; on recent visit 1st cup cost R35, 2nd was free, and 3rd R70. Expat hell.

Sadovaya Bolshaya ul. 16, Phone: 290-9638